Im weird and when I get upset I poke holes in my face. And well... long story short I re-pierced my septum and it hurt like a bitch. Thank you scar tissue. I made sure my needle was a 14 gauge and my ring was a 16 but it still didn't fit. FML! I still couldnt get the ring in so finally I was just like "fuck it" and put an earring in it.
I plan on stretching it to a 12 gauge so I can buy a septum mustache. YAY ME!